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It’s a very good day.

There was no line at Mapco this morning.    The parking lot was empty.   The coffee was fresh.    The counter was free of nacho cheese residue.   The cashier was friendly.   This was no ordinary Monday. My commute was pleasant.   I did not pass anyone on the right.   My obscene gestures were not prompted by anger, but were purely recreational.    This was […]

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You light up my life.

You’re right.  I apologize.  I screwed up.  It was a stupid thing to do.  Especially in front of children.  I wasn’t thinking.  There was very little thought involved, actually.  It just happened.  I’d been drinking and it seemed like a good idea. The kids loved it.  Seriously.  They were laughing their little asses off.  We […]

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