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My baby thinks she’s a train.

printer girl

Don’t flatter yourself.  This is not a career.  You choose a career.  You make a career move.  A career is deliberate.  It’s on purpose.  It involves thought.  This is a job.  You take a job.  You lose a job.  Jobs are like pennies.  This job is a bad penny.  And getting worse. Your enthusiasm is beginning to piss […]

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Pretty woman.

Big haired idiot

Okay.  I get it now.  It took me a while, but I figured it out.  You’re the best looking woman here.  And you know it.  Congratulations.  Let’s get you a tiara.  Somebody find Bert fucking Parks. So what?  You’re the best looking woman in this building.  That’s like saying you’re the best looking pig in […]

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