Blog

Why yes, that is my paper.

I work with women.  A lot of women.  My boss is a woman.  Her boss is a woman.  I’m surrounded by women, and for the most part, I enjoy it.   Of the fifty-seven humans working on my floor,  I believe I have the only working penis, which entitles me to my own personal, private bathroom.  Two […]

Read More

Counter intelligence.

I go to Mapco a lot.  Sometimes twice a day.  Not because I particularly enjoy the retail shopping experience they provide, but because it’s convenient.  Most of the time I’m there for gas and coffee, or smokes and beer.   Nolensville Road traffic is a bitch, so sometimes rather than head to Kroger, I’ll pay the four bucks for […]

Read More